(not so) Petty Peeves

smudgy smeared dull sunshine

breeding devilish dust bunnies

pugnacious dog pile pickers

jumpy jackhammer chihuahuas

ponderous cell phone pedestrians

parking lot lazy-cart meanderthals

click-clunk titanic teeth at the table

chronic coffee shop crying jags

tongue wag hijacking word hogs

and

the “I’m a therapist”

Beep Beep Beep

of the dump truck

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My pet peeves are quite numerous and I enjoyed putting them down on paper and using a whole lot of alliteration (which is not one of my pet peeves!).

Today’s NaPoWriMo prompt is “write a poem in which you talk about disliking something – particularly something utterly innocuous, like clover. Be over the top! Be a bit silly and overdramatic. Happy grumpy writing!” 

Source: https://www.napowrimo.net/go/